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????μà??￡o?￡?ìá?′ü￡??°ê×ò?°?￡???×óò???￡???D?è??é?￡
????μúò???￡o????×??￡3???μ?
??????°×￡oA quiet village is covered with whitesnow .
????Birds are dancing in the cold .
????A man is walking along the street ,step by step .
????Wind is coming in silence.
????Another mysterious man approaches .
????Yó?X?àó?￡?
????X￡ooH ,I am sorry to knock you !
????Y:Haha, Neve rmind baby baby.
????X:Excuse me￡? who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?
????Y:ha ha ,I won’t change my name! No matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you?
????X:I am xi men chui xue.
????Y?a?è:Ar, xi men chui xue?
????X:Yes,what is wrong?
????Y:I heard that you are the besting Martial Arts?
????X:Great, you know me !
????Y±§íè￡oPlease, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me you go!
????X:No, I must kill you !
????Y:Idon''''''''''''''''t want to be killed.There are a eighty-year-old mothe and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!
????X:No way! Because we are fighting now!you know?
????Yí?è????eà?à?μ??μ￡oDon''''''''''''''''t force me!
????X:Pardon!
????(Y??3?ò?′ü?￡?ì)
????X:?à1y?￡?ì:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?
????Y:please drink it!
????Xoèíê?￡?ì:Thanks, ha, ha
????Y:Do you still want to kill me?
????X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.
????Y(???-+à??á):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!?
????X:I’m sure Iwon’t!
????Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don''''''''''''''''t you’re your this time, you’ll never be have properly!3-2-1-0!
????X??×???×ó￡??×??￡oOach,Oach !
????Y′óD|￡oHaHa……
????X?éáˉ×′: help! help! Where is the washroom?
????Y:What ?
????X:Toliet?
????Y:What ?
????X:The “WC”?
????Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!
????X:Thanks,bye bye.
????Yìí3???D?′μ:This is genuirnes now!
????H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basicobligation!
????Y:Who are you?
????H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen xi men chui xue?
????Y:Yes, he was beaten by mean disin“WC” now,ha……
????H:?a?è:Now you are the best in the world!
????Y:You are right!
????H:Teriffic!you are the one my king looking for! Do you want joinin g us?
????Y:Yes,It’s very good.
????H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!
????Y:Ok,Let’s go!é?ò?ò3 2 ??ò?ò3
????μú?t??￡o?T??μà
????H:My dearest ! let me introduce ye gu cheng to you! ￡¨??Y￡? this is yegucheng.
????K:sit down plese, yegucheng.
????H×?μ?Y?°￡????éà???DD?ú?·?e￡?
????Hé??|×′:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache,sair and aids?
????Y: Yes,Ido.
????K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!￡¨ò?à?í￡￡?
????X3a×?é?:Only you……(?′μ?????) this ring should be mine!
????K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?
????Y?±?D: king! dearking!I must go now,my brother is looking for me!huo xi(??ó??ù??)
????K:huo xi? What does that mean? It is not English, isn’t it ?
????Y:How clever……
????Xà??á:yegucheng! comehere!I want to tell you something!
????Y±§Xμ?íè:old brother ! Forgive me!
????X:Forgive me? Why?
????Y: Once there was a change before me,I lost it. If the god give me anther chance, I’ll tell you“I love you”,If there must be a limited period,I hope it is thousand year!
????X:You shall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can you tell the lady’s“WC”!
????Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(￡ùó???3?ò?′ü?￡?ì)
????X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(?ò°???μ?òa??)
????K: ayixidailu?What’s the meaning? Why I also can’t understand you?
????X:You are stupid! It means“I love you”.
????K:Don’t say that“you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word tome!
????X:What? (2à?ú×°×?ìy2?μ?) You---kill----me?come, come…(￡?é?è￥×￥×?K)
????K:Fuck you. I must kill you!
????X:How can you kill me? haha……
????Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1-0(X??×???×ó￡??×??)
????K: thank you very much, you save me. Now, I’ll give you the ticket for American toliet you
????Have a vacation.
????Y:That’s good. But there is one more thing. Can you give me a MM ?I want to go American withher.
????K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……
????Y:Hahaha-----
????H:Where’s somewhere?
????K:What?
????Y:Do you want to go lady’s“WC”?
????X:Yes,I……I…… do.
????H?￥×?ò?í·￡oX,no, no￡? you can’t go to Lady’s “WC”. That is not the place where you can goin to ! because you are X ! you are the best man of Chinese kongfu!
????X:what if I’m the best in the word? !why I try my best to live but I’m still som iserable ? when can I get my freedom? Must be the dead day ? !
????K: you are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case ,why will you die in such a bad sorrow way !goin to the Lady’s WC , then die , comfortablly ! go ahead !
????H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !
????K; why ? why do you help him ! who acturally are you ?
????H: my real name is LuXiaofeng------the wife of X .I’m a spy.
????K?a?è: !you---you---You are LuXiaofeng ? X’wife ?
????Y: I have already recognized you . a tricker ! do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (?áéù?μ)￡? will die ,go and see him ,please .
????H??μ1?ú￡?μ?éí±?￡o￡?,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the fature and tomorrow is a good beginning !
????K:what a moving story !I was impressed !
????Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !
????H: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !
????(Ho?è???ò?°??°ê×2???Yμ?D??à￡?￡????ü.ò?à????ù??￡??ˉ2ì?·?e)
????Yí′?à×′:don’t leave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please not abandon me !realize that I’m wrong .help me, I intend to be back ,help me ,I key you ,beg you------help me . I’ll never do that again !(Y?à￡?ò?à?í￡)
????￡¨X?è￡?H??μ?éí±?￡?μ?ó°???òμ????×???×?·?-éùò?à??e￡?
????H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .
????X:go home ! ?
????H: Tomorrow is another day !even you have the last second to live,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love !from www.manfen6.com
????X: do you want me live a life in such a sorrow way ? ok , ok , I promise I will be alive for you .but !you know, I have not time left ,but you have ,promise that you will be happy everyday !You must dome this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now ,and never let go of that promise.

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